Sorry I'm not sorry.

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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30 minutes ago

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via neonkontra)

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33 minutes ago

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda, via automatically)

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33 minutes ago

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

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36 minutes ago

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

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Posted
40 minutes ago

princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

(Source: odditymall.com, via seekingsidrah)

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Posted
8 hours ago

steveaph:

people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse 

(Source: intellectualpanda, via automatically)

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Posted
8 hours ago

gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

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438643
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9 hours ago